an Arab applying for a US Visa

Dec 03, 2008 I intermezzo.

intermezzo dikit guys, joke lama, mungkin dah basi

An Arab was interviewed at the US Embassy for a U.S.A. Visa.

Consul: What is your name?
Arab: Abdul Aziz
Consul: Sex?
Arab: Six to ten times a week
Consul: I mean, male or female?
Arab: both male and female and sometimes even camels
Consul: Holy cow!
Arab: Yes, cows and dogs too!!!!
Consul: Man …….. isn’t it hostile?
Arab: Horse style, dog style, any style
Consul: Oh……….dear!
Arab: Deer? No deer, they run too fast!


35 responses so far, say something?

  1. Erik (2 comments) Says:

    Wah komunikasinya gak nyambung ya

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  2. anna 'd (121 comments) Says:

    dikunci….ceklik..ceklik…!!

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  3. anna 'd (121 comments) Says:

    Consul: What is your name?
    Arab: Anna
    Consul: Sex?
    Arab: four to six times a month
    Consul: I mean, male or female?
    Arab: both male and female and sometimes even camels
    Consul: Holy cow!
    Arab: Yes, cows and dogs too!!!!
    Consul: Man …….. isn’t it hostile?
    Arab: Horse style, dog style, cat style, cow style
    Consul: Oh……….dear!
    Arab: Deer? No deer, they run too fast!
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    wakakkakakakk

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  4. Devi Girsang (8 comments) Says:

    Hahaha, I’ve known this joke while back. It’s still funny though!

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  5. uNieQ (13 comments) Says:

    ngakak guling2… hahahahaha ya ampyun.. bikin ngakak banged hahahahahhahahhahaha dohhh mpe sakit perut niyh mas hahahhahahhahahhahaha

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  6. Nyante Aza Lae (34 comments) Says:

    giraffe! baru tau dia musti pake kursi tinggi! kwkwkwk

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  7. prihandoko (2 comments) Says:

    hahahhahaha….tapi ada orang arab disini ngga ya? mudah2an ga tersinggung

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  8. ifoell (4 comments) Says:

    Thanks Knjungan ke blog aku
    salam kenal

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  9. harianku (2 comments) Says:

    xixixixi…, ketika orang bertanya tentang S*X kayanya saya juga akan menjawab demikian mas :P

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  10. bazoekie (13 comments) Says:

    haha… akang ini bisa aja leluconya..
    tombo ngantuk..

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  11. Ani (29 comments) Says:

    Ha..ha…ha…kepingin ngakak niiih :-)
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  12. mas Aan (1 comments) Says:

    salam kenal mas…

    kwuik kwuik kwuik……
    dasar arab goblog tuh…pokonya lutu amat.. he

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  13. CoffeeTeaMe (1 comments) Says:

    ha..ha…
    koq bs ya ciptain guyon begitu :)
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  14. tyas (23 comments) Says:

    hehehe… gebleg bener sih, gak nyambung..
    dapet2 aja mas, leluconnya..
    ngakak bener bacanya…

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  15. prameswari (7 comments) Says:

    idiiihhh….kira-kira hasilnya apa ya… diterima tidak visanya??
    bisa ditebak kayaknya…….

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  16. daus oh daus (5 comments) Says:

    ada yang lucu yaa?? kok pada ngakak?? :D
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  17. Billah (6 comments) Says:

    huehehehehe

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  18. cak Dh1k4 (2 comments) Says:

    byuh.. byuh… ak tak blajar basa inggris sing apik wae lah.. ben gak koyo wong arab kuwi…

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  19. ijal (1 comments) Says:

    wakakakakakak…. lucu bro…

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  20. jovie (17 comments) Says:

    wkwkkwkkw….i’ve known this kind of joke for a long time, but i’m keep loughing when i read again….very funnya..kqkkqqq

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  21. jovie (17 comments) Says:

    wah..gak ada http://www. nya ternyata gak kelihatan last. postnya yah Om….sorry comment dua kali..lagi test blog baru…maaf om..nuhun…:D

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  22. oeoes (36 comments) Says:

    kang aku numpang ngakak yo…!!!hehehehehe

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  23. Ardy Pratama (6 comments) Says:

    hwaakakakakakakaka…. nice joke. Lama gak main2 kesini :)
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  24. masenchipz (16 comments) Says:

    he..he…wakakakaka…joke arab napa banyak ngemeng soal gitu ya om… hi..hi…

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  25. masaguz (6 comments) Says:

    wakakakakakakakaka

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  26. fina (2 comments) Says:

    huahahaha…. si Om pinter banget bikin cerita ghokilz

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  27. supris (64 comments) Says:

    wekekekekeeks….coba kalo consul nya pake bahasa arab..pasti si arab jawab…innaalillaahi..wakakaka

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  28. Lyla (34 comments) Says:

    nyengir aja lah ehehehehe….mas ariel ada2 aja nih :D
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  29. gadis rantau (46 comments) Says:

    aku cuma bisa kodok stylle,wkk…

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  30. fatamorgana (1 comments) Says:

    ya ampuuun, bikin senyam senyum sendiri neh.

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  31. Yopan Prihadi (3 comments) Says:

    Ha..haa..haaaaaa……
    Orang arab bete banget bro…haaa.haa…
    Kasih aja tuh monkey style….haa.haa..ha…
    Well done nice joke…..

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  32. lina (2 comments) Says:

    lucu banget mas…. wakaka, jadi inget sering salah paham ngomong ma orang arab xixixixi

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  33. harry (11 comments) Says:

    hehehehehehe bisa aja nih um arielz

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  34. Bolasinema (1 comments) Says:

    Hahahahahaha…………..
    Arab vs Amerika emang ga ada abis2nya jadi lelucon. Trus kalo arab vs Indonesia gimana ya?

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  35. Aaliyah (1 comments) Says:

    You are a very smart person!

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